The drawer that held one sheet for a thousand years now holds two. The new sheet is blank as well, and still my hand shook opening it.

• Accounting DirectorMore records mean more budget. I'll approve this one without a requisition.
  HR Team LeaderA seven-hundred-year-old chief, cracking jokes now.
• Supply DirectorIt's just one more sheet of paper, why make so much of it.
  HR Team LeaderTry counting a thousand years as one sheet, then say that again.