The Supply Chief

The guard roster is three days late. Three more knocks on this door and it's coming off its hinges.

• Gardan...The roster isn't late.
  The Supply ChiefThen just write it down and hand it over, man!!
• The BursarFlour losses fall under the Supply account. Do not bill Personnel for them.

Went in to check the rations and came out having stared at nothing but a wall. All twenty-eight lines of the duty roster, every one in the same handwriting.

• The BursarThat labor's worth is on no account anywhere.
  The HR ChiefWhich is exactly why the evaluation column's been blank for a thousand years.
• The Imp ApplicantWill my name end up written there someday too...?
  The Supply ChiefIf it does, I'll double your rations that day!!