Went in to check the rations and came out having stared at nothing but a wall. All twenty-eight lines of the duty roster, every one in the same handwriting.

• The BursarThat labor's worth is on no account anywhere.
  The HR ChiefWhich is exactly why the evaluation column's been blank for a thousand years.
• The Imp ApplicantWill my name end up written there someday too...?
  The Supply ChiefIf it does, I'll double your rations that day!!