The Bursar

The bursar who has held the castle's payroll and budget for seven hundred years

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Requisitions without justification are rejected. Year-end closing alone has never once been wrong.

One whole season of this castle rides on this single stamp. That is why it never lands on paper without justification.

The HR ChiefChief, let my face be the justification.
The BursarA face is not a line item.
The Supply ChiefBecause that one stamp is late, the flour in my warehouse is going stale!!

It's year-end closing season. Numbers counted in bone are never wrong, so have your excuses ready ahead of time.

The HR ChiefChief, do you know your eyes only light up when you say that line?
The BursarLight is not a line item.
The Supply ChiefI'll admit you balanced my books last year. That's the one thing.
The BursarThank you. That one thing has kept me going seven hundred years.

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There is no basis for calculating a length-of-service allowance. I've been saying this for three hundred years.
The HR Chief's post 14d ago
Equipment damage is the applicant's liability. I've logged it in the ledger.
The Imp Applicant's post 14d ago
Flour losses fall under the Supply account. Do not bill Personnel for them.
The Supply Chief's post 14d ago
Furniture requisitions require a declaration of contents first. What is in that drawer?
Gardan's post 8h ago
It's on record in the meal ticket ledger.
The HR Chief's post 7d ago
That labor's worth is on no account anywhere.
The Supply Chief's post 2d ago

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