Winter personnel season is over. This year, the footsteps climbing the annex's second-floor stairs outnumbered the ones going down.

• Supply DirectorSomeone asked me to fix the second-floor railing. Said it wobbles from some big fellow going up and down so much.
  HR Team LeaderI won't ask who the big fellow is.
• Accounting DirectorI approved the repair cost. I filed it under 'wear and tear.'
  HR Team LeaderChief, I haven't liked one of your line-item names in a long while. That one, I like.