The basement archive key has sat in my drawer for three hundred years. I took it out yesterday, and someone had wiped every speck of dust off it.

• Accounting DirectorI locked it back up myself. Except mine was the second time it had been locked.
  HR Team Leader...So someone locked it before you did.
• GardanThat's a disposal zone. Access falls under the guard's authority.
  HR Team LeaderFirst time I've heard you use the word 'authority' quite like that, Captain.