A thousand years of service, one sheet of paper. Every time this drawer opens, another officer disappears.

• The BursarThere is no basis for calculating a length-of-service allowance. I've been saying this for three hundred years.
  The HR ChiefAnd you haven't stamped the same approval in three hundred years either, Chief.
• The Imp ApplicantI-I dream of having my own drawer in there someday...!
  The Veteran ApplicantThat's a thin dream.