Twelve years of know-how: if the pantry light's on at two in the morning, you don't go in. Lately I hear the microwave's one-minute-thirty stop chime go off twice.

• New HireTwice means two cups, is that what you mean?
  The Eternal Assistant ManagerIf the new hire's that quick with the math, he won't last long.
• BalzerosThe regulation says one minute thirty.
  The Eternal Assistant ManagerI was taught running it twice isn't a violation.