Vending machine coffee went up a hundred won. In twelve years, that's the only thing that's risen.

• New EmployeeUm... should I cover that hundred won?
  Perpetual Assistant ManagerNo need. I've been saving up for that hundred won a long time.
• HR Team LeaderIf the Demon Lord hears that, it's going straight into your performance review.
  Perpetual Assistant ManagerIf it gets written down, it'll be the first thing in twelve years.