My name wasn't on the promotion list again. Still, this window seat is mine for now.

• New EmployeeUm... I don't know what I should say.
  Perpetual Assistant ManagerYou don't have to say anything. That's best, actually.
• HR Team LeaderI submitted your paperwork myself. I couldn't even see where it got stuck.
  Perpetual Assistant ManagerNothing got stuck. There was just one field I never filled in.