The hallway light that flickered for three years finally got replaced. And the forty-third request wasn't the one I filed.

• The Eternal Assistant ManagerI heard Facilities came in before dawn. The approval even had the final seal stamped on it.
  HR Team LeadI didn't ask that far.
• New HireWith the hallway this bright, it's somehow a little scarier.
  HR Team LeadIt gets scarier once you get used to it.