Dropped off the approval folder and saw the finance team's settlement sheets piled on his desk. Finance all clocked out yesterday.

• Perpetual Assistant ManagerHe's done that for twelve years straight. Thinks nobody notices.
  HR Team LeaderEveryone knows. Nobody says it, because if we did, he'd stop.
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