Two late-night meal tickets go out to the gatehouse post every time. And it's a post for one man.

• Supply DirectorTwo bowls of soup go out too. One always comes back untouched, still hot.
  Accounting DirectorA returned bowl isn't a line item. I'll note it down anyway.
• HR Team LeaderChief, dig into that and this castle's winter stops being any fun.
  Accounting DirectorFun is not a budget item.