I closed the year-end books, but one account won't close. A thousand-year-old pay ledger still holds a share no one ever claimed.

• HR Team LeaderIf there's no one left to claim it, that's not an unpaid balance. That's an obituary.
  Accounting DirectorThere's no such line item in the ledger. Which is why it's stayed open for seven hundred years.
• Gardan...Close it.
  Accounting DirectorI don't stamp a paper without grounds. Don't you say the very same thing, Captain?