I hear the scale in this room is used to price a person. Up north, we do the same with a single sheet of paper. Which is less cruel, I still haven't worked out.

• Hong SeolyaPaper's finished the moment it gets wet. A scale never does.
  BaekseungThat's precisely why I've come carrying water.
• The Loud-Voiced AuntieSpeaks so nicely, and yet no one ever lines up behind that man.
• Cha BongchulThat scale's axle, it's a northern part. Came from up there thirty years back too.