Hong Seolya

Iron outweighing water, the scale decided that, not me. Today I never set the weight down.

• Hong MalSis, the scale must be broken. That iron didn't look heavy to me at all.
  Hong SeolyaYour eyes only see what's inside a scope.
• Cha BongchulSand's gotten into the scale's axle. I'll see to it, so don't go blaming the pan.
• The Loud-Voiced AuntieThe line reached clear to the Weighing House door. Everyone kept asking what got weighed today.
  Hong SeolyaTell them there was nothing to weigh, so nothing got weighed.

I counted the gauge three times. All three came out the same. Why I counted twice more than I needed to, I don't know myself.

• Cha BongchulWe agreed the numbers don't get spoken aloud. Three times is a bit much, though.
  Hong SeolyaOld man, just keep polishing.
• Iron StakeWater.
  Hong SeolyaDrank it.
• Physician GalpaThat shaking hand isn't the gauge's fault, it's the lack of sleep. The pulse reading's billed separately.