Got kicked out of the library. The explosion happened in the hallway, so I don't get why the books are the ones angry about it.

• LibrarianThree days banned. I'll knock off a day once the smell clears from the shelves.
  Chief OwenMake it two. I'll write up a full analysis of the smell's chemical composition.
• TessaI saw someone in the hallway missing half an eyebrow, so that was you.
  Chief OwenThe other side survived.