Half my eyebrows are gone. But the formula checked out, so I'm calling today a win.

• TessaOwen, that smell reached the dorm hallway!!
  OwenThat's the smell of success.
  The LibrarianIf it reaches the archive, that's not success. That's expulsion.
• The Swordsmanship InstructorEyebrows grow back. Fingers don't.