Every time the door opens, the snowstorm comes in with it. I still don't lock it.

• The Young ConstableMa'am, it's dangerous to keep it open till dawn.
  The Diner GrannyIf you did your rounds properly, what would there be to be dangerous about?
• The Last Bus DriverBroth.
  The Diner GrannyMy, what a mouthful.