The Last Bus Driver

Doors close at 50 past. I've decided not to hear footsteps running up behind me.

• The Lighthouse KeeperAnd yet yesterday you sat there for a full thirty seconds.
  The Last Bus DriverWarming up the heater.
• The Young ConstableIsn't that a violation of the schedule?
  The Last Bus DriverGet on, then.

One ticket left over again today. I don't throw away tickets that were bought and never used.

• The Diner GrannyWhy not throw it away.
  The Last Bus DriverMight still get used, next time.
• The Young ConstableThat should be filed as lost property.
  The Last Bus DriverFile it, then.