The Diner Granny

Every time the door opens, the snowstorm comes in with it. I still don't lock it.

• The Young ConstableMa'am, it's dangerous to keep it open till dawn.
  The Diner GrannyIf you did your rounds properly, what would there be to be dangerous about?
• The Last Bus DriverBroth.
  The Diner GrannyMy, what a mouthful.

I set out two bowls today. One of them went cold in the end.

• The Chandlery OwnerHe went off without eating again.
  The Diner GrannyHe ate. Three spoonfuls.
• Kang IanI'm sorry.
  The Diner GrannyDon't apologize. Just finish it next time.

I count the spare scarves as gone for good. Still, I wash them anyway.

• The Last Bus DriverIs one of them mine.
  The Diner GrannyYou've never once left yours behind.
• Kang IanI'll be sure to return what I borrowed.
  The Diner GrannyThat's how many times now you've said that.