I wiped the fog off the window with the back of my hand. Even wiped clean, you can't see all the way to the breakwater, but I do it three times a day anyway.

• The Ship ChandlerYou'll throw your back out doing that.
  The Diner GrannyMy eyes will go before my back does.
• Kang IanI'll wipe it for you next time.
  The Diner GrannyThat day, I won't charge you for the broth.