Went in for an approval and found the office door half open. I heard voices inside that weren't talking business, and I froze without even knocking.

• The Eternal Assistant ManagerThat door doesn't normally open.
  New HireThat's exactly why it scared me more.
• HR Team LeadNext time just knock. He won't eat you.
  New HireBut you always go in ready to be eaten, Team Lead.