Third day on the job. No one has said my name yet.

• HR Team LeaderI did say it. Twice, in yesterday's meeting.
  New EmployeeUm... that was 'the new hire over there.'
• BalzerosQ3 hire. First day, 08:41. Three consecutive days ahead of scheduled start.
  New Employee...You remembered all of that?
  BalzerosNot memory. Record.