I wrote 'no night shifts' on the job posting. Since I sleep through the day, it isn't a lie.

• MartaNo night shifts? Isn't night the working hours in this house?
  AlbernThat's my shift. Dragging someone else's shift into the night isn't polite.
• GrahamPut 'staff house calls included' on the posting too. That's my livelihood.
  AlbernDoctor, when do you plan on taking that garlic syrup out of your bag?