I put 'no night shifts' on the hiring notice. Since I sleep through the day myself, it isn't technically a lie.

• Marta'No night shifts'? Isn't night the working hours in this house?
  AlbernThat's my shift. Dragging everyone else's into the night with me would be rude.
• GrahamPut 'house calls included' on the notice too, while you're at it. That's my living.
  AlbernDoctor, when exactly do you plan to take the garlic syrup out of that bag?