The cupboard deep in the kitchen has been sealed with wax. It's not that no one's allowed to open it, it's that I can't, so if you need the silver spoons, feel free to break the seal.

• PaulineEvery time I pass it, I catch myself walking on my toes without meaning to.
  AlbernWax doesn't have sharp ears. Walk however you like.
• MartaI'll bring the bread knife up myself. A cast iron one.