The penny paper spelled my name wrong twice and the case number exactly right. I still haven't decided which offends me more.

• Gertie MaddoxI'll correct the spelling in the next edition. In exchange, just one line on your Thursday night schedule.
  Barnaby HollowayMiss Maddox, my Thursdays don't even go on the Society's forms.
• Madame Orphée DuboisIsn't it better spelled wrong? Get it right, and people actually come looking for you.
  Barnaby HollowayLet them come. I'll count their candles first.