Brought down three seances tonight, and all three ended under the table. That the candle wax stays under my fingernails long after I'm home is not a thing any form asks about.

• Gertie MaddoxJust give me the names of the three you brought down. Half a crown.
  Barnaby HollowayNames aren't for sale. Now the notebook itself, that might be a different price.
• Doctor Ambrose KilburnThat tremor in your hand isn't a ghost, it's a lack of sleep. Cut back on the coffee.