Told to put twelve girls up for banquet service, I put up eleven. When they said a spot was short, I said I'd fill it myself.

• Head Steward ValenThere's no custom in this palace for a headmaid carrying a tray.
  Head Maid GretelAnd where is it written that a place bearing a girl's name should stand without her in it?
• Cedric BalkreaEven eleven is too many. Fewer.