These days the cupboard door never stays shut. Thirty years I talked in the dark, and now that I'm talking in the light, I can't stop noticing the gap where my teeth used to be.

• ScarecrowMind your tongue out here in the light, old man.
  Old HeadMind my tongue, and nobody ever asks me anything.
• Cowardly LionI still can't walk past that back room.
  Old HeadFunny how the one who can't walk past always has the loudest footsteps.