Gets good sun, it's quiet, and the price is fair. Why nobody stays long, honestly, I've always wondered myself.

• The Night-Shift ClerkIf you're so curious, you could move in yourself.
  The Real Estate AgentI already have a place.
• The Rice Cake Shop GrannyYou only ever talk this much when it's about that house.
  The Real Estate Agent...I'll buy a batch of rice cake.