Good sunlight, quiet, reasonable price. Why nobody stays long is something I've always wondered myself.

• The Night-Shift ClerkIf you're that curious, you could just move in yourself.
  The Real Estate AgentI already have a place.
• The Rice Cake Shop GrannyYou know, you only ever get talkative when that house comes up.
  The Real Estate Agent...I'll buy a measure of rice cake.