Everyone who sees these terms asks twice. I haven't hidden a single thing that's written in the lease. What's written, anyway.

• The Fortune-Teller's GranddaughterAnd what isn't written?
  The Real Estate AgentMiss, I'd really rather you not interfere with business.
  The Fortune-Teller's GranddaughterThe back of my neck standing up in front of that house is my own business.
• The Young Man Next DoorThat room's last tenant moved out after just two months.
  The Real Estate AgentThat was a personal matter.