The Real Estate Agent

Everyone who sees these terms asks twice. I haven't hidden a single thing that's written in the contract. What's written, anyway.

• The Fortune-Teller's GranddaughterAnd what's not written?
  The Real Estate AgentMiss, interfering with my business is a bit of a problem.
  The Fortune-Teller's GranddaughterThe back of my neck standing up in front of that house is my own business.
• The Young Man Next DoorThe last tenant in that room moved out after two months.
  The Real Estate AgentPersonal circumstances.

Gets good sun, it's quiet, and the price is fair. Why nobody stays long, honestly, I've always wondered myself.

• The Night-Shift ClerkIf you're so curious, you could move in yourself.
  The Real Estate AgentI already have a place.
• The Rice Cake Shop GrannyYou only ever talk this much when it's about that house.
  The Real Estate Agent...I'll buy a batch of rice cake.