The Real Estate Agent

Everyone who sees these terms asks twice. I haven't hidden a single thing that's written in the lease. What's written, anyway.

• The Fortune-Teller's GranddaughterAnd what isn't written?
  The Real Estate AgentMiss, I'd really rather you not interfere with business.
  The Fortune-Teller's GranddaughterThe back of my neck standing up in front of that house is my own business.
• The Young Man Next DoorThat room's last tenant moved out after just two months.
  The Real Estate AgentThat was a personal matter.

Good sunlight, quiet, reasonable price. Why nobody stays long is something I've always wondered myself.

• The Night-Shift ClerkIf you're that curious, you could just move in yourself.
  The Real Estate AgentI already have a place.
• The Rice Cake Shop GrannyYou know, you only ever get talkative when that house comes up.
  The Real Estate Agent...I'll buy a measure of rice cake.