Twenty-eight on the shift roster. Get one name wrong, and you won't know who's missing that night.

• The Supply ChiefWrite me one roster in that handwriting and I'll bow to you!!
  Gardan...It's on the wall.
• The HR ChiefSays he hates paperwork, and yet he never misses a single stroke on a name. Our Captain.
• The Veteran ApplicantThe handwriting presses harder than it used to.
  Gardan...I've been writing it a long time.