I brought two cups of coffee down at the watch change. One cup was an excuse. So was the other.

• HayriyeThose two cups came out of my kitchen. When do I get paid back for the excuse?
  KeremI'll add a line to your share when we divide up the haul.
• Baba OsmanCarry something hot around at night and your hands go stiff. Stiff hands can't hold a wheel.