Whenever the talk turns to the ledgers, I wear this face to the table. Ever since I learned a smile is the cheapest thing you can spend.

• Zeynep HatunYou can wear that face all you like, Captain. The interest stays the same.
  KeremI know. It's a face I only bother putting on for someone who already sees through it.
• SalihWhoa, I saw this exact face at the quay yesterday! The merchant guy started stammering!