Four things stitched today, one pot burned. If that's all there is to laugh at, that's what I laugh at.
Sis, the pot burning was because I looked away from the fire for a second...
Three of those four happened on my deck. Is that my fault, then?
I keep count of every stitch I've sewn and every meal I've fed you. Not that I'm asking to be paid back.
Four things stitched today, one pot burned. If that's all there is to laugh at, that's what I laugh at.

There was shouting in front of the scales, and our captain just stood there with his arms crossed. That's how you know he's weighing a person, not the cargo.