Since January I've had the orchestra start the first song two bars late. I never told them it's because I don't want to miss the sound of the door opening.

• Margit SelesiThose two bars have had the violins in an uproar for three days straight.
  Iren BarnaiI'm the one paying the price of those two bars.
• Granny RosaAnd what's this business of moving the stove over by the door.
  Iren BarnaiThe smoke draws better that way.