
Found a blotting sheet in a shirt pocket. Held it to the mirror and the writing stood up straight. Laundry doesn't lie.
Burn it. Anything with a price on it is usually dangerous.
Granny, I know whose shirt that is.
Laundry doesn't lie. People do.

Found a blotting sheet in a shirt pocket. Held it to the mirror and the writing stood up straight. Laundry doesn't lie.

Washed a single left-hand glove twenty times over. Whoever lost its match never once thinks to throw the other away.