Drinks have a fixed price. Rumors cost whatever I say. Today the most expensive one is who was standing at the threshold last night.
The outpost will pay that price.
Hey, I tell you things for free, so why do you charge me for drinks?
Drinks have a fixed price. Gossip costs whatever I say. This is the last tavern there is.
Drinks have a fixed price. Rumors cost whatever I say. Today the most expensive one is who was standing at the threshold last night.

Up to here, they're my customers. Past this, they're not. Footprints going in leave without paying, and since none come back, there's no one left to haggle with.