It's not as if I enjoy the work, truly. But if I don't wedge my foot in the door, who's paying my own rent?

• Nell BriggsPut your foot on my doorstep one more time, Simon, see what happens.
  Simon RushworthMrs. Briggs, I'm only the one delivering the paper...
• Gertie MaddoxYou do whimper beautifully. How many households has that face wrung tears out of this month?