Two garments with the same embroidery came into this room today. Neither one passed through my hands, which is the funny part.

• Empress MatildeYou take quite an interest in other people's stitching, Madame.
  Madame RosetteNot as much as I take in yours, Your Majesty.
• Nora the MaidI think I know whose those two are...
  Madame RosetteIf you know, keep it shut. That's how you live long.