Turns out someone besides me knew the patrol had a half-notch gap. First time I've seen a bucket swing all by itself.

• UmenoI told you to fetch water, and you came back having just watched, didn't you.
  SayoGranny, the person sitting on that railing was the castellan, I swear!
• GozaemonThat courtyard isn't patrolled by the guard, it's patrolled by my lord.