I pushed one unripe apple downstream, and the current carried it, of all places, toward the mill. I still haven't told anyone who planted that tree.

• LesiaSister, you pushed an apple like that last year too. This time I even saw who picked it up.
  MarinaIf you saw, just say you saw. Don't count it.
• Granny HorfinaThat orchard's fruit was sour even before the water came. Back in a year you couldn't possibly remember.
  MarinaSour or not, it still ripens, granny.