Five knots and the water listens for one night. Tie a sixth, and it's not you who pays, it's your whole house.

• Old Man HrytskoI've tied a sixth before.
  Granny HorpynaI know. Your left hand knows it too.
• OksanaGranny, can't that be sung instead?
  Granny HorpynaSing it and the price doubles. A song lasts a long time.