They say tonight, up in the star tower, someone's going to read the day I die. I'll take my congratulations early.

• SoroushDon't say things like that while you're smiling. The man three steps behind you nearly dies of fright every time.
  BahramI figured three steps was far enough not to hear.
• GolnarOh, brother, you told that same joke yesterday, and it was less funny than yesterday.
  SoroushLady Golnar, yesterday's wasn't funny either.
• JahangirHis Highness's star is not something to be read as a joke.