Of the forty-two letters I opened today, thirty were poems, and all to the same woman! The funniest part is they're all in different handwriting.

• Raihana BegumI happen to know who that woman is.
  NargisMy lady, then you must know the price too?
  Raihana BegumI'll set the price. You just keep copying.
• Afzal KhanMind how you gloat over another's letters. Someday your own will pass through someone else's hands too.