Every bird flying west is watched. And yet last night one cage stood empty, and no one will say a word about it.

• NargisI saw that bird! ...No wait, I didn't.
  Shehzada IskandarYou just said you saw it.
  NargisMy eyes haven't been so good lately, and the lenses are old too.
• Afzal KhanThat Your Highness has such sharp eyes is a blessing to the empire. The only question is where you choose to point them.