Of the forty-one letters that came in today, thirty-nine were lies. It's the other two that trouble me more.

• NargisIf those two happen to be ones I copied, please warn me ahead of time!
  GulbadaniIf you'd copied them, they wouldn't have been caught at all.
• Shehzada IskandarYou enjoy this, don't you, being the only one who knows while I'm left out?
  GulbadaniSounds like you're the one enjoying it. That's your third comment already.