Sliced radish into the porridge today and everyone laughed. A laughing face stretches the rice twice as far, I tell you.

• Asano UtaGrandmother, I had three bowls.
  Gen'amiFour bowls. I'm keeping count of every one.
• MyokanOld woman, put wine in mine instead of radish.
  Gen'amiReverend, you already drank your share yesterday.